I was in Whole Foods today buying, I don't know, sprouts or something, and there was this guy behind me in the checkout line who looked SO much like the stereotypical yogi/mountaintop guru - wizened Indian features, long graying stringy hair, long long long long white beard, skinnier than Kate Moss. In his basket he had a small head of lettuce, some parsley and something else that would leave a rabbit hungry. Probably plain yogurt, or a radish. He had the most contented peaceful smile on his face, like he understood the mysteries of the universe, but he looked so out of place in the huge market. Then he reached across the conveyor belt and grabbed the biggest, most expensive hunk of chocolate I've ever seen. Fucker probably went to Starbucks afterwards...
What a disappointment...
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